Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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