i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
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Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
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I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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