I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
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we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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