No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
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By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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