physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
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I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
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In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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