Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
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I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
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Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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