i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
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How did I end up in the pool?!
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Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
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btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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