There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
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My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
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I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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