All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
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They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
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Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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