Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
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Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
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She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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