Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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