how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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