In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
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Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
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We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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