They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
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By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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