i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
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its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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