Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
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are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
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The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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