is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
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He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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