found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
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How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
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Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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