Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
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Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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