idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
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When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
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All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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