I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
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Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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