Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
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Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
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My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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