OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
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Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
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Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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