Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
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You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
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It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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