I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
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why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
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Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
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At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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