How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
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Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
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I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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