WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
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underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
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That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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