I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
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We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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