If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
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The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
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I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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