Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
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I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
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