Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
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She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
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If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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