five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
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I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
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He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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