Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
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I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
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Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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