I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
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I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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