Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
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This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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