I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
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Last time i carry you out of a forest
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
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Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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