i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
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You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
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He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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