He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
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I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Is this like a preordered booty call?
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