That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
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this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
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Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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