I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
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Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
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okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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