doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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