we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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