I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
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i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
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I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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