yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
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Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
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I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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