I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
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just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
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theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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