We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
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I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
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It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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