She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
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Best friends brother. Beat that.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
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I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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