I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
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I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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