Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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