I think I just saw someone hide a body.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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